Tag: humor
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I Have Four Months Before This Becomes a Problem
I may or may not have a problem. I am not entirely sure. I am, however, pretty sure that if I described my current behavior to a therapist, that therapist would tilt their head slightly, pause for a professional beat, and then say something like your behavior is becoming a bit concerning. Which would be…
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Officer, Take My Card
The other day I was speeding. Like, really speeding. Not “the flow of traffic” speeding. Not “I didn’t realize the limit dropped” speeding. The kind of speeding where, if I got pulled over, I would not be able to look the officer in the eye and pretend I was surprised. I would have to look…