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It’s me, not you!
I had a therapist. She is a wonderful person chock full of ADD. I had to break up with her. Unfortunately she and I just couldn’t continue on with our relationship as neither of our needs, okay maybe just mine, were not being met. She didn’t have time for me and I couldn’t cope with…
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Hospital scented
It has been a rough couple of days. We moved! We decided that renting wasn’t working out anymore and bought a house. Moving is the absolute pits, but will hopefully be worth it in the end. As I was cleaning out the rental house today I got to thinking about candles… At the time I…
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Chip dispensensers
Me: Reece got chippy with me. Me: 2 pictures of my son and smashed tortilla chips all over the living room floor. Matt: I take it he got the bag? Me: No, he’s magically shitting tortilla chips now. He’s like a little chip dispenser. Matt: Sell him then. Me: And he’s doing Mio shots. Matt:…
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Cattle and Unicorns
Me: we are all cattle Matt: I would rather be a deer. Me: You can’t, you’re a dear.(Ha! Now he’s being ridiculous) Matt: Hahaha Me: I’d rather be a unicorn with a limp, but you don’t see that happening either now do you? Matt: Nope. Me: Not even going to ask about the limp? That’s…
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Sanity vs. Sanitary
Conversations with Matt. Now before we get started, I mentioned I’m OCD, so sanitary and clean are the same thing in my mind. Once I get cleaning everything has to be bleached. I can’t just stop at picking up and say this is good enough. Oh no no! So here is our conversation. Me: I’m…
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This is my story!
There is always one Negative Nancy in every group. I absolutely loathe when I’m on a tirade about something, and being hysterical (hysterical funny, not hysterical crazy), that someone has to pipe in and say that I’m looking at it all wrong. This is the point where I’m like “hey, shut up, this is my…
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My brain vs. My brain on drugs
You say the word drugs and you get everyone’s attention! Now, don’t get too excited it’s not those kinds of drugs. I’ll start this from somewhere in the middle of my life. I am Bipolar and OCD, legitimately, diagnosed, medically crazy. Don’t ask me specifically when it started because I’m not exactly sure, but probably…
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How to Blog
Honestly I have no idea how to blog at all. I decided I would get a blog for no particular reason but to write down all the rambling that goes on in my head. I am not a writer, as in I don’t write novels, not as in I don’t ever write because apparently I…
