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Damn you Ulta Girl!
I’m not sure how many of y’all shop at Ulta, but that place is literally the devil! Not only does it smell like a brothel and completely overwhelm you with the sheer amount of beauty products, but those damned Ulta girls are just the topper on the cake! Now, let’s remember that I do the…
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Deployment Lies
Matt, DO NOT read this blog! One of my blogger friends recently posted about lies she tells, which you can read the whole posting on her page at https://buffaloschnitzel.wordpress.com/2016/05/04/my-lies-are-white-or-neon-green/#more-469. In response to her posting I told her that I lie to my husband when he’s deployed. I have a strict policy of no lying…
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Security Camera Stalker
When one has a security camera installed in the house they should remember that their husband may log in to watch at any given moment. Matt has been gone for almost 3 weeks and apparently TDY’s are extremely boring so he likes to watch us doing stuff here in the house. He is like a…
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The Big Kid’s Therapist
Hi y’all! It’s been a minute since I was able to blog, but I finally have time to sit down at the computer and let you know what’s happening in my world. You cannot trust child psychologists and therapist! I have been trying my hardest to get my oldest child a proper diagnosis and the…
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50 Flavors of Floor
This week has been one for the books people! It’s not over yet, but damn I think I need a time out. For those who are having a great week, I am not liking you right now. I have let everything go while I have been plodding away on all this homework. My house is…
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Gender Fluid
I keep seeing fun things online today! One of them was gender fluid. Which completely boggled my mind, and not due to the definition of this term. The definition of gender fluid per Urban Dictionary- Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is…
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Missing Funny
Dear Readers, I am in dire need of your assistance. My Funny is missing. I last saw it a couple of days ago prior to bed time. I had fed it, cuddled it, and tucked it into bed with me. The next morning when I woke up it was no where to be found. I…
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Cochlear Implants and Glow Boobs
http://geekologie.com/2013/03/electroluminescent-wire-light-up-neck-ti.php No that picture is not of me!!! But I may actually need this bra! Just an FYI. So I went to see my primary care guy. Captain Anonymous. He really is a Captain, but Anonymous is not his last name. I had to get a physical for school. So, any who, they give me…
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The Passenger
Matt says don’t distract the driver!!! Not distracting the driver is not my strong suit. I love being the passenger!!!!!
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Traumatic Nickname
This is that moment where you create an account and it wants you to put in secret answers to random questions. You know what I’m talking about. Most of these questions are as follows: Mothers maiden name Street you grew up on First car make/model Elementary School name Childhood nickname That last one always gets…